22/m/austin tx

psyducked:

amandabymes:

At the dentist like

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Can I have the number of your dentist?

"   We need to recognize that for some people sex is great and for some sex is horrific and for some it’s on par with folding laundry.   "
queenieofacesSex isn’t always good (via asexualquotes)
"   its britney bitch   "
the bible (leviticus 7:58)

aw yas my ‘did you cum?’ post is up to 10,000 notes

smd

i had a dream last night that I was having sex with my boyfriend and i looked up and he had on clown makeup and that’s when i decided to never watch american horror story before bed ever again

Q: How do you get over someone?

theworldisa:

ladder? maybe ask them to duck


asked by Anonymous