cute date idea: smash my skull in with a large rock and end my worthless life
Yeah so I woke up to an empty water glass laying directly in front of my laptop and I guess that’s karma for me being a large pile of poop but if anyone has $755 (repair cost) I’ll give you a blow jay?
…and that’s why I never drink wine
Someday I’ll remember that you can only ever count on yourself.
how strange, the love we feel for other humans.
UGH i’m white and i made my ramen too spicy :’(
Potentially my first day of work