21/m/austin tx

sobersexting:

babyferaligator:

BLIND PEOPLE CANT SEE NUDES 

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no. blind people can’t see anything.

animethug69:

cute date idea: smash my skull in with a large rock and end my worthless life

Yeah so I woke up to an empty water glass laying directly in front of my laptop and I guess that’s karma for me being a large pile of poop but if anyone has $755 (repair cost) I’ll give you a blow jay?

sexydumpsterteen:

ejacuearly:

sexydumpsterteen:

today was a very good day

yesterday was a good day for Jasmine and that makes me happy today

I hope you had a good day today so today can be a good day for us

I spilled a full glass of water on my laptop sometime in the middle of the night.

…and that’s why I never drink wine

Someday I’ll remember that you can only ever count on yourself.

how strange, the love we feel for other humans.

UGH i’m white and i made my ramen too spicy :’(

Potentially my first day of work

womp

seanfindley:

la bionda - i wanna be your lover